Sunday, February 28, 2010

Shit just got real. Almost got stabbed 2

Ok so my Birthday is coming up.....

So my birthday is on March 29th and the big Three-Five is about to hit.  My family asks me for a wishlist every year so I, for once,  put one together.  And if some crazy ass person out there wants to get me something I won't stop them.  I think I will put the Wu-Tang Book at the top of the list.

Blog goes international

Apparently the blog is a hit in Antofagasta Chile of all places, and by a hit i mean looked at a little bit.  Why is this I am not sure but its pretty cool.  If anyone from another country could please post some cool ass comments on my post in another language that would be sick.  Extreme fowl language is always welcome.

Vote for Dankman!!!!!
Everyone in KC (or where ever) needs to go to the Berrics and Vote for TC, Wes's entry into the Younited Nations contest.  Show your support for KC and all the Homies and vote 10.

Camel Spider

This fucking thing makes me have nightmares.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Stormtrooper Super Shogun!!!!

I got to get me one of these!  Hands down one the best starwars toys to come out in years.

Man i miss this spot!

R.I.P. to the Hummer

DETROIT — General Motors says it will discontinue Hummer after its bid to sell the brand to a Chinese company failed.
GM says it was unable to complete the sale of Hummer to heavy equipment maker Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machines Co.

Millions of douchebags all over the country cried out on Wednesday when GM axed the worst car ever made.  What will they do to compensate for their small penis size and over inflated sense of self worth?  Oh yeah, who fucking care,  Good bye and good riddance, i only wish that America could get rid of all the Hummer Drivers as well, these are the same small brained primates that say global warming is a myth.  Fuck you, Fuck your Car, and fuck all your fratboy friends, Buy a bike asshole!

Funny shit

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Todays Deuces Old, Bike Ride Route

We got back on the bikes today,  the sun was shining and it was a beautiful day so we didn't waste it.  I am so fucking sore i need to get back in shape.  I probably won't be able to walk tomorrow but it was worth it, so much fun.  It was a little cold at the end and my face and ass are still cold and numb but thats not such a bad thing, remember pain in weekness leaving the body (i am sure some big MMA type D-Bag said that).  Thanks to and Daskew for a great day.  I cant wait to do it again

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Don't Fuck with Sluggerrr!!!

Don't fuck with slugger he will poke your fucking eye out if you step out of line.  If you talk shit on the royals he will come to your house and kill your family too.  Hes a bad motherfucker!

Killer Whale Kills

Free Willy ate that fucking bitch!  Heres a thought don't make them live in a Fucking swiming pool and do flips and shit (im on a boat) for fat little retarded kids and their 300 lb white trash parents.  Thats why they are called killer whales people.  Free Willy!!!!!

Cory Kennedy's first EVER full length video part in BEWARE OF SASQUATCH

Wow this shit is pretty insane, reminds me of PJ Ladds Wonderfull Horrible life.  Lets see if Cory Kennedy can make a bigger impact then PJ did.

Monday, February 22, 2010

What Happened to the Simpsons?

 So when did the simpsons start to suck so bad. Is it when family guy showed us what we really wanted to see.  I sill love the Halloween treehouse of horrors episodes but other then that I am pretty much over it.  Its just not funny anymore.

The Passion Bro!

I got a new drinking game, every time this fool says Passion you drink.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Mike V, or Vallely

Mike Vallely or Mike V.  As my friend Shawn pointed out, Why does he call himself Mike V and not Vallely.  We all grew up calling him Vallely and since he is considered an oldschool guy why not embrace it.  He will always be Vallely to me and not this Mike V character.

Blood Wizard

Most epic skateboard company ever.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Matt Hensley “This Is Not The New H-Street Video” part


This was one of the most anticipated video parts of my childhood. All at the end of the H-Street era and at the beginning of the first Plan B Domination (the second is still pending). History right here kids!

5,195 Piece LEGO Millennium Falcon

Coolest Starwars Lego Set ever!

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Star Wars Sneak Peeks at UK Toy Fair

This is the best starwars mask/helmet to date.  I wish they had this when I was little. 

Real Known Associates

This is one of the coolest videos i have seen in a while, such a great idea.  I know a lot of kids out there are making spots on their own but this is on another lever.  Real is down for skaters for sure.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

OG Willy Wonka

So I watched the original 1971 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory today and it reminded me of all the bickering i had with many people (mostly the young ones) about how the new Tim Burton Johnny Depp version is better.  This is absolute bull shit,  The 1971 version is one of the greatest films of our time, the strange humor and almost acid trip vibe the entire movie has will never be topped.  I love Tim Burton movies they are some of my favorites and Johnny Depp is one of my favorite actors, but I am sure if you asked Burton himself he wouldn't think his film was better either.  The visuals and all the special effects of the newer film are great and everything that was done was great and I am sure all the ten year old's out their will love their version just as much as I love mine.  But all in all you can't fix what isn't broken.  Go ahead and rewrite the bible or repaint the Mona Lisa maybe you can do it better.  So please if you disagree please by all means post a comment telling me I am wrong and I will unleash a verbal assault upon you, if you dare.

Star Wars Clone Wars

Watch full episodes from season two on Pretty good stories and more background on all the characters.

Matt Hensley | Skateboarder

Memory Screened Matt Hensley

Maybe the greatest street skater of all time, worthy to stand next to the likes of gonz and natas for sure. If you are like style and punk music then Matt Hensley is the guy. Much of my youth was spent trying to emulate everything he did, from the wallet chains to the chuka boots (high).

Best Fucking Sticker Ever!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Fuck Yeah Jerrys Woodsweather!

I went to Jerrys for breakfast today and it was epic.  I was going to get the big jerry until I saw the breakfast specials, just about anything for $4.99.  I opted for the waffle and it was really good.  Breakfast serverd daily til 10:30 later on the weekends.

Peep the review

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Gangster as fuck!

R.I.P. ODB you will be missed, you up there with big baby Jesus now

New Malto Pic on The Skateboard Mag blog

Andy Warhol

I went to a Andy Warhol Exhibit at Union Station (Kansas City) and it was more then I could have imagined.  The thing that struck me the most was the size of the work, Hugh might be an understatement, and the colors were so bright and vibrant I was totally blown away.  The Exhibit ended January 18th so if you ever get a chance to see this in person it is well worth the price of admission ($15).

Monday, February 1, 2010

Groundhog Day

In honor of Groundhog Day everyone needs to go out and rent the movie, or steal it from bit torrent or something, get drunk (high is optional) and watch the movie.  It is one of my favorite movies and should be watched in a group for sure.

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